【20个英语笑话爆笑超短】有时候，语言的魅力就在于它能让人在不经意间笑出声。英语笑话虽然简短，但往往蕴含着意想不到的幽默感。今天就为大家整理了20个“爆笑超短”的英语小笑话，轻松一笑，让你在学习中也能收获快乐！
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
3. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
10. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
11. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
12. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
13. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little transparent.
14. What do you call a fish that’s not feeling well?
A sickle.
15. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
16. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t making any peels.
18. What do you call a fake rock?
A rock-er.
19. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack.
20. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B.
这些笑话虽然简短，但每一个都充满了语言的趣味和智慧。无论是用来活跃课堂气氛，还是在日常生活中与朋友分享，都能带来不少欢乐。如果你喜欢这类幽默内容，不妨多积累一些，说不定下次就能用上啦！
